Bath Time Zen
so you can calm the f down
What the F?
The world is a crazy place that seems to get crazier by the minute. We provide high quality bath products drenched in sarcasm and cynicism so everyone can CALM THE F DOWN. Instead of dropping a F-bomb on that uber annoying colleague, just drop one in the bath and chill the F out. Use our handcrafted soaps and lotions before all hell breaks loose from the kids every damn day.
Life is messy. Self-care is important. You deserve better. Let us help you CALM THE F DOWN.